Metroid Prime 4 Is a Hollow Corporate Monument
After a decade of development hell, Metroid Prime 4 isn’t a masterpiece. It’s a soulless, committee-designed product that betrays everything Metroid stood for.
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Nintendo’s Annual Black Friday Ritual Is A Masterful Scam
Don’t fall for the hype. Nintendo’s Black Friday ‘deals’ are a calculated spectacle designed to exploit your FOMO and sell you digital dust. Here’s the truth.
Nintendo’s Sales Aren’t a Deal, They’re a WARNING SIGN
These Nintendo Switch Black Friday ‘deals’ are a trap. They are secretly preparing for the Switch 2 and your current console is about to become a brick. WAKE UP.
Nintendo’s ‘Generous’ Sale: The Joke’s On You
Are Nintendo’s Black Friday deals a blessing or a brilliant deception? We dissect the crumbs of discount offered on ancient games before the next console hits.