Weather Proves Your Thanksgiving Is Pointless
Tornado warnings are just the universe’s way of telling you your holiday plans are a joke. Stop watching the radar and accept the beautiful chaos.
Film Industry Satire
Your Team’s Playoff Dream is a Hilarious Joke
Stop looking at playoff probabilities. The NFL season is a scripted tragicomedy, and your team is just a background actor. Here’s the brutal truth.
Nintendo’s ‘Generous’ Sale: The Joke’s On You
Are Nintendo’s Black Friday deals a blessing or a brilliant deception? We dissect the crumbs of discount offered on ancient games before the next console hits.
Black Friday 2025: Already Dead, Long Live the Sale!
Black Friday 2025 kicks off absurdly early! Join our satirical joker as we dissect the never-ending sales, questionable deals, and consumer chaos. Expect dark humor.
Nursing Degrees DUMPED By DoE: Professional? LOL, No.
The Department of Education’s bombshell: Nursing is no longer a ‘professional’ degree. Brace for student loan nightmares, a healthcare system in shambles, and some truly dark irony.
Mississippi State: A Comedy of Errors, K-State’s Dark Victory
K-State absolutely dismantles Mississippi State, leaving fans in existential dread and analysts wondering if it was a game or a cosmic joke. Don’t miss this brutal breakdown.
Hamnet: Shakespeare’s Ghost, or Just Oscar Bait for the Emotionally Starved?
Chloé Zhao tackles Shakespeare’s unseen life, Mescal broods, and history gets a makeover. Is it art, or just a particularly fancy bit of speculative fan-fiction for the masses?